That you know who you are talking to BEFORE you get frisky on the phone!!

This morning at work the phone rang and I answered it in my usual manner, stating the name of the business and my name. A man says, "hey, what ya doin'?" Well, I had no idea who I was talking to, so I just said something like, nothing much, just watching it rain. He says..."yeah, I'm being lazy laying here in bed naked." That is when I said...ummmm, who is this. He responds, "this is Mike, isn't this Linda." No, I say, this is T........

He gets very quiet for a minute and then says..."Well, I guess I better let you go."

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

HAHAHAHA............ that goes for IM's too!

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

LOLOL

A co-worker had to call a client the other day & the client was obviously expecting someone else to call her because she answered, "Hiya, Sweetcheeks"

suave exit line. lmao

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

See? Now I think it's fun to have promiscuous phone sex.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Want my number??

810-232-xxxx

OMG that was you T so sorry I was just playin looking for some action

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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My Lilith what a deep, sexy voice you have! lol

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

I swear I'm gonna learn my lesson one of these days! lol

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

This is good advice for dating brothers too.


Dated one brother ( Randy) and we ended up real good friends....


Then about three years later dated his brother (Stephen) too.


Gave them both the same nick name so I wouldn't forget it...well I wanted to call and be all sexy and sweet to Stephen and well to say the least Randy picked up. Damn they both had the same deep sounding voice. Well I was talking to Randy for about 5 min before I mentioned our date and what we did...he kinda played along until he started laughing. Then he picked at me for giving his brother the same nick name said I was still wanting him and asked me why we never did any of the things I mentioned.

I just said maybe we can....let's talk to Stephen about it. He did get excited at the thought of a 3 some...but nothin ever happened.

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

My brother and I sound TOO much alike on the phone.

One time he was talking to a GF and I made signals to him to let me take over the conversation. I chatted for about five minutes and then he got the phone back. She and I didn't talk about a thing of consequence. She didn't think it was too funny when we spilled the beans at the party later that evening. We thought it was hilarious though

Tom

Maybe I should just have let the conversation continue and see where it went! lol

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

Too late. I'm not in the mood any more.

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ha ha thats so funny

Funny

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