Hi, I've been hanging around here for a while and I think it's time I said it....
I'm looking for SEX!

I want to save sex with someone from Pixies.....

There are a few conditions though:
1. You have to have posted pics on here so I can see how sexy you are.
2. You have to live close to me............in my house in fact.
3. You have to be married............to me.

so..........any takers??
I look forward to hearing from you!!

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I meet 1 of your criteria and demand satisfaction immediately. * snaps twice* Get it up!

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That's funny, Fussy. I want sex with a woman that meets that exact criteria too.

Has posted pics... we know how sexy she is.
Lives really close to you... in your house as a matter of fact.
And happens to be married... to you.

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"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

What's even funnier is that I want sex with a woman that only meets 1 of your criteria.

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Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

Looking in all the wrong places

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Be careful what you wish for...you just might get it!




And I'd respectfully like to request that criteria #1 be edited to include the word "today" at the end.

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We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Not too choosy, is he?

Wonder if he found the pixie he was looking for?

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I think I meet all of the criteria - does that mean I get to have sex with FussyPucker AND Aqua?!?!?!?!?!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Lou, FussyPucker and Aqua...... mmmmm!!


*waits for those pics!*

we'll need to pass the plate for airfare

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

I'll donate if I can see *all* the pics!

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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Wow looks like I might have found someone.........it was a long shot but woo hoo.....

Now abaout this whole Aqua joining in thing I have only one thing to say.....
Whos's going to hold the camera???
osuche think you can scrape together enough cash to tag along and take some pics?? oh and maybe appear in some (pretty please!!)
in fact what the hell.......why doesn't everyone just come along!!!!!

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There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!