Looking for sex...
 

Hi, I've been hanging around here for a while and I think it's time I said it....
I'm looking for SEX!

I want to save sex with someone from Pixies.....

There are a few conditions though:
1. You have to have posted pics on here so I can see how sexy you are.
2. You have to live close to me............in my house in fact.
3. You have to be married............to me.

so..........any takers??
I look forward to hearing from you!!

I meet 1 of your criteria and demand satisfaction immediately. * snaps twice* Get it up! :D

That's funny, Fussy. I want sex with a woman that meets that exact criteria too.

Has posted pics... we know how sexy she is.
Lives really close to you... in your house as a matter of fact.
And happens to be married... to you.

:D




:p

What's even funnier is that I want sex with a woman that only meets 1 of your criteria. :tongue:











:D

PF is ALWAYS one step ahead of me!!!!!!!!!! :D

Looking in all the wrong places :roflmao:

be wary of replies, you never know what kind of weirdos you'll meet on the net. :D

Be careful what you wish for...you just might get it!




And I'd respectfully like to request that criteria #1 be edited to include the word "today" at the end. :D

Not too choosy, is he?

Wonder if he found the pixie he was looking for?

A sign of a happy marriage is when you don't very often look in the Personal's section and have to be directed to threads like this rather than just finding them!


I think I meet all of the criteria - does that mean I get to have sex with FussyPucker AND Aqua?!?!?!?!?!

:wish:

Lou, FussyPucker and Aqua...... mmmmm!!


*waits for those pics!* :D

we'll need to pass the plate for airfare

I'll donate if I can see *all* the pics!

Wow looks like I might have found someone.........it was a long shot but woo hoo.....

Now abaout this whole Aqua joining in thing I have only one thing to say.....
Whos's going to hold the camera???
osuche think you can scrape together enough cash to tag along and take some pics?? oh and maybe appear in some (pretty please!!)
in fact what the hell.......why doesn't everyone just come along!!!!!