Hi folks.

I'm not quite sure whether to laugh or cry right now, but lemmie tell you I was bricking myself when I went to bed last night - I thought I'd knackered my cock

I was at home for most of yesterday and so I was reading the forums and chatting to a few pixies and, well, I was pretty...excited...all day and in my youthful vigor I must have overdone things because the two chambers down the side of my equipment swelled up a little and looked very very odd after my last orgasm. After *much* worried examination I decided that it was just swollen a bit and I hadn't trapped a blood vessel, or broken anything, and this morning it's gone down a lot.

Words can't really express how happy I am that the first thing I can do today is tell someone about it and not be in hospital sheepishly explaining how I wanked my cock to death

So, if you're a bit new, like me, and horny about all this wonderful pixie magic, my advice is take it easy!

(you can all laugh now)

lol im sorry i dont mean to laugh.you poor baby let me kiss it and make it better

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Gentle.... Be GENTLE!!!!!


*giggle*

My God man, pace yourself


We'll be here take your time.

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thank you for your kind and mocking comments ;-)

It does pique my curiosity though... does anyone have any amusing sex injury stories?