Male self injury (!!) (accidental!)
 

Hi folks.

I'm not quite sure whether to laugh or cry right now, but lemmie tell you I was bricking myself when I went to bed last night - I thought I'd knackered my cock ;)

I was at home for most of yesterday and so I was reading the forums and chatting to a few pixies and, well, I was pretty...excited...all day and in my youthful vigor I must have overdone things because the two chambers down the side of my equipment swelled up a little and looked very very odd after my last orgasm. After *much* worried examination I decided that it was just swollen a bit and I hadn't trapped a blood vessel, or broken anything, and this morning it's gone down a lot.

Words can't really express how happy I am that the first thing I can do today is tell someone about it and not be in hospital sheepishly explaining how I wanked my cock to death ;)

So, if you're a bit new, like me, and horny about all this wonderful pixie magic, my advice is take it easy! ;)

(you can all laugh now)

lol im sorry i dont mean to laugh.you poor baby let me kiss it and make it better

Gentle.... Be GENTLE!!!!!


*giggle*

My God man, pace yourself ;)


We'll be here take your time.

hehe
 

thank you for your kind and mocking comments ;-)

It does pique my curiosity though... does anyone have any amusing sex injury stories?

sounds like rsi in a very different place lol

take it easy buddy :)

um , well , its not an injury i did to myself.............about this time last year (as many of u in chat may remember) i was quite insatable and somhow i fucked my husband till he thre his back out!!!!and the porr man, do u think i gave him any rest ???NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! as soon as it was remotly better i threw his back out again!!! i swear at times he shud just let me get some strange so he can rest!!!

~nikki

blimey!
 

nikki - hehehe, wow. does he had a weak back or are you extra vigorous? I think I can guess ;-)

oh no very strong back ;)

~nikki

hehe
 

I'd say go easy, but clearly that'd by hypocrisy ;-)

How about a back brace?!

sounds like you choked it a little too hard :D

*giggles*

hey
 

Mercury - I guess so. Hopefully I won't be making *that* mistake again!

tess - :-P

I am pleased to report that things seem to be back to normal downstairs now, but I'm just giving it a little longer to rest before a test drive, maybe even a celebratory pixies piccie ;-)

Welcum to Pixies Nug! Pretty exciting place...huh? Glad all is getting back to normal. You musta been scared! For that reason, I'm not gonna giggle...(out loud).

Have fun hun...and take it easy!