06-12-2003, 11:23 AM
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Little Wild One
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Bananas are better than men?
I saw this credit card size card in a store and I had to get it...
BANANAS ARE BETTER THAN MEN BECAUSE
You dont mind swallowing a banana...
Bananas are always stiff...
Bananas dont know how to fart...
A bananas only purpose is to satisfy you.
No one cares if you have two bananas in bed with you at the same time...
Another woman will never try to steal your banana.
Bananas can last the whole night through.
And
Even the smallest bananas are at least eight inches long.
So anyone agree?
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"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley
WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.
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06-12-2003, 11:35 AM
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HornDawg Cowboy
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Okay Darlin.............you try it and let us know how well it works out. 
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06-12-2003, 11:57 AM
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An envious resume indeed.
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06-12-2003, 12:03 PM
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Failed voyeur*
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Will a banana pick up the bill 
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06-12-2003, 12:07 PM
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Bastard of Member
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It doesnt paint your toe nails
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06-12-2003, 12:13 PM
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Mrs FussyPucker
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Quote:
Originally posted by T-S
Will a banana pick up the bill
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You seem to have hit up on one of the few similarities between bananas and most men.
Disclaimer:
I said MOST men, folks, please don't inundate me with the notable exceptions. I know they exist - I have one. 
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06-12-2003, 12:15 PM
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Ethical Epicurean
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Is that a banana in your pocket,or are you glad to see me??? Bananas have a very poor sense of humour.Very difficult for a banana to make you laugh.
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06-12-2003, 01:00 PM
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Mrs FussyPucker
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Hmmmm - I dunno about that. Call it the British sense of humour, if you like, but I find them almost as amusing as turnips.
(Ooops - my 'Blackadder' fan club membership card seems to have slipped out of my pocket!)
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06-12-2003, 05:49 PM
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Pixie since 9/3/2001
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And the banana is dying out, some fungus or other is killing the banana.
So I quess you are stuck with us men.:heart:
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06-12-2003, 06:23 PM
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One major difference ...
You undress the man and he'll tend to get hard.
But when you strip a banana, you'll find it gets awfully mushy in a hurry.
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06-12-2003, 09:51 PM
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Little Wild One
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Well, if I had my choice I beleive I would only use the banana for nutrients after having a steamy hot session with a nice hard tasty cock!!!!!!!!!
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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone
I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram
"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley
WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.
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06-13-2003, 02:13 AM
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Mrs FussyPucker
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Can't I have the banana AND the man??????
Could make for some interesting scenarios..........
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06-13-2003, 07:14 AM
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Bastard of Member
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Women's dream come true....the twin banana in pajama's
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