Bananas are better than men?
 

I saw this credit card size card in a store and I had to get it...


BANANAS ARE BETTER THAN MEN BECAUSE

You dont mind swallowing a banana...
Bananas are always stiff...
Bananas dont know how to fart...
A bananas only purpose is to satisfy you.
No one cares if you have two bananas in bed with you at the same time...
Another woman will never try to steal your banana.
Bananas can last the whole night through.
And
Even the smallest bananas are at least eight inches long.


So anyone agree?

Okay Darlin.............you try it and let us know how well it works out. :)

An envious resume indeed.:)

Will a banana pick up the bill ;)

It doesnt paint your toe nails

You seem to have hit up on one of the few similarities between bananas and most men.





















Disclaimer:

I said MOST men, folks, please don't inundate me with the notable exceptions. I know they exist - I have one. :p

Is that a banana in your pocket,or are you glad to see me??? Bananas have a very poor sense of humour.Very difficult for a banana to make you laugh.

Hmmmm - I dunno about that. Call it the British sense of humour, if you like, but I find them almost as amusing as turnips. ;)



(Ooops - my 'Blackadder' fan club membership card seems to have slipped out of my pocket!)

And the banana is dying out, some fungus or other is killing the banana.





So I quess you are stuck with us men.:heart: ;)

One major difference ...

You undress the man and he'll tend to get hard.

But when you strip a banana, you'll find it gets awfully mushy in a hurry.

Plus, of course, you can usually reuse the man. :D

Well, if I had my choice I beleive I would only use the banana for nutrients after having a steamy hot session with a nice hard tasty cock!!!!!!!!!

Can't I have the banana AND the man??????


Could make for some interesting scenarios..........

Women's dream come true....the twin banana in pajama's