
03-10-2003, 09:25 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Sunshine State.
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The Leper and the Lady.
Another bit of my amazing poetry.
The Leper and the Lady..........
A leper was lonely and looking for love
so he hired a girl for the night,
and even tho' he didn't look good
he thought he could do the job right.
To a motel they went, they agreed on a fee
and the evening of romance went well,
in the morning she asked was he satisfied,
the leper answered "yeah, swell!"
"Well if I was THAT good, it'll cost extra money"
the lady was quickly to quip,
the leper replied, "I'm sorry my dear,
but I've already left you the tip!"
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