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Old 03-10-2003, 09:25 PM
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The Leper and the Lady.

Another bit of my amazing poetry.


The Leper and the Lady..........

A leper was lonely and looking for love
so he hired a girl for the night,
and even tho' he didn't look good
he thought he could do the job right.
To a motel they went, they agreed on a fee
and the evening of romance went well,
in the morning she asked was he satisfied,
the leper answered "yeah, swell!"
"Well if I was THAT good, it'll cost extra money"
the lady was quickly to quip,
the leper replied, "I'm sorry my dear,
but I've already left you the tip!"
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Old 03-10-2003, 09:31 PM
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LOL......too funny......sick but funny
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Old 03-11-2003, 03:00 AM
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A new take on an old tale.

Well done.
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Old 03-11-2003, 03:16 AM
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Old 03-11-2003, 06:02 AM
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My gawwddd! That is SO twisted!


I love it!
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