Another bit of my amazing poetry.


The Leper and the Lady..........

A leper was lonely and looking for love
so he hired a girl for the night,
and even tho' he didn't look good
he thought he could do the job right.
To a motel they went, they agreed on a fee
and the evening of romance went well,
in the morning she asked was he satisfied,
the leper answered "yeah, swell!"
"Well if I was THAT good, it'll cost extra money"
the lady was quickly to quip,
the leper replied, "I'm sorry my dear,
but I've already left you the tip!"

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Bronzed Aussie.

LOL......too funny......sick but funny

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A new take on an old tale.

Well done.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

ROFL

My gawwddd! That is SO twisted!


I love it!

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