The Leper and the Lady.
 

Another bit of my amazing poetry.


The Leper and the Lady..........

A leper was lonely and looking for love
so he hired a girl for the night,
and even tho' he didn't look good
he thought he could do the job right.
To a motel they went, they agreed on a fee
and the evening of romance went well,
in the morning she asked was he satisfied,
the leper answered "yeah, swell!"
"Well if I was THAT good, it'll cost extra money"
the lady was quickly to quip,
the leper replied, "I'm sorry my dear,
but I've already left you the tip!"

LOL......too funny......sick but funny:D:D:p

A new take on an old tale.

Well done.

ROFL :D

My gawwddd! That is SO twisted!


I love it! :p :D