
12-21-2005, 11:46 AM
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Manwhore
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pacific Northwest
Posts: 15,495
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I say you take your Poofz™, throw together some clever marketing and bright packaging (or bright marketing and clever packaging) and sell a buttload next year.
<announcer>Tired of the same old Spritz cookies during the holiday season? Well, we've got the cookie for you! Introducing Poofz™, from the Bitchmod Bakery©. Lighter and fluffier than run of the mill Spritz cookies, Poofz™ will make you the envy of every host after they hear their guests ask, 'Hey, who brought those Bitchen cookies?' Look for Poofz™ in your local bakery aisle or next to the bondage gear at your nearest adult novelty retailer. </announcer>
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