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Sharni,
When you get the time please post them. I've not heard any of these. |
標hat would be Ned Flanders name in Middle Earth?
Answer: Tom Bom-didli-om-bom |
標hy did Elrond disapprove of Arwen getting married?
Answer: He didn't want any more rings in the family. |
標hat would legolas be called if he lost a leg in battle?
Answer: Lasoleg (say it: less-a-leg) |
標hat did Merry say to Gandalf after Pippin stole the Palantir?
Answer: Perigrin Took it!! |
標hat is Aragorn's favorite snack?
Answer: Orc rinds! |
菱ow would one phone Sauron?
Answer: Dial "M" for Mordor! |
標hy can't Saruman read his wristwatch?
Answer: Because his arm has grown long |
標hat does a wild dwarf wear?
Answer: A Gloin cloth! |
標hy is Sauron called the Lord of the Rings?
Answer: Because he never answers the telephone |
標hat do a lemon and Curunir have in common?
Answer: They are both sour....man |
標hy did the Balrog cross the Bridge?
Answer: He didnt! 標hy did Gandalf cross the Bridge? Answer He didnt!! |
標hat is the Witch King's favorite fruit?
Answer: The Grapes of Wraith |
標hy didn't Tom Bombadil answer the phone?
Answer: Because the ring had no effect on him. |
標hat is Sauron's favourite food?
Answer: Eye-scream!! |
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