Home Handyman.....
 

If you're having a domestic disaster,
no one answers the cry for help faster,
I'll always show willing.......
if you've a crack that needs filling
and I don't mean with spackle or plaster.

Now, you know I come from Australia.
as a handyman, I'll never fail ya,
my technique is quite good,
I've got plenty of wood,
so let's get hammered
and then let me nail ya!

* swigs and passes the bottle down*:p


funny stuff, sexy man;)

Lil,

The view from the bottom of the ladder is breathtaking....... do you always go commando?....

only when I'm sure you are lookin;)

Damn.. sure wish I had had your number a few weeks ago when my pipes clogged... tell ya what.. give me your number... and I will go start peeling some potatos (they were they culprit last time responsible). :)

Think I'm gonna have to report you to the Work and Safety commission......work place safety issues here......Lil, I'll give you three hours to put 'em on...nah, make it four.

Unclogging pipes happens to be my specialty Jenna, "man holes" freed up.........you just won't know your pipes!

*sigh*

Frankly, I'm partial to a plumbers tools.

Plungers, reamers, stopcock keys, manhole cover keys...oh my...is it warm in here or is it just me?

You wouldn't want a "stop cock" would you Randy?.....I have the ultimate plumber's tool here....built in G spot finder, extendable.
......If you have a well that needs sinking?

RandyGal~ remind me to tell you how I popped my cherry on a plumber's bucket.....true story......LMAO

I still have mine.....

bucket or cherry???????:D:D:p

Laughing.....Lil....no guy likes a smart mouf woman.....you dig?LoL.

*Keeping my mouth shut then!*

I can see at least three really snappy comebacks there.......laugh.