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skipthisone
10-14-2002, 01:28 PM
I thought what would be your perfect sexual ad...uninhibited and just straight out asking for what you want?


Mine:

Wanted
Sugar Momma, prefered married with older very rich husband
ready to kick and you the sole beneficiary. Into kinky sex and
not afraid to have sex for days on end without leaving the bed-
room. Call me and I'll take you for a test drive.

Now give it a shot.
Devillishgirl
10-14-2002, 08:36 PM
Wanted:

Energizer Bunny-like man with the desire to please and tease. Must be willing to spend days devoted entirely to sex and interested in trying new and kinky things. Drop me a line and I'll test your stamina
Lilith
10-14-2002, 09:02 PM
Moody Evil Bitch seeks victim ...er I mean playmate
Must not have an allergies to latex, leather, or metals.
Stiff cock, long tongue and an eagerness to please are considered a plus. Please reply to 1-800-DUN-GEON
Booger
10-14-2002, 10:13 PM
lilth I might just be the man you are looking for
Coach Knight
10-15-2002, 09:00 AM
Wanted:
Woman to engage in sex in numerous positions. Needs to be willing to engage in sexual acts for hours or even days at a time. I will be willing to provide spending money for shopping sprees on Sundays during football seasons. Only interested need apply.
Lovediva
10-15-2002, 09:56 AM
Wanted.

Bored sexless housewife looking for long lasting Sex Sessions.
Hours and hours of raw Sex.

Premature ejaculators need not apply. :D :D
horseman12
10-15-2002, 11:56 AM
Wanted, submissive/dominant woman, must be willing to please and be pleased, into shaving, and most things kinky, must not be selfish, boring, are lazy. looks not that important. but are considered!
dicksbro
10-15-2002, 04:16 PM
Wanted: Lady that likes being plugged into and riding hard things to their natural completion. Ability to accept oral assignments is a plus.
Nikki
10-15-2002, 06:44 PM
Wanted!!!!!!!..........
Australian man for HOT sizzling fun times.......
Must be able to "blow my mind" as well as "read" it........
Must be willing to sacrifice himself to me FULLY...!!!
I want to come and visit your office, lock the door and sit on your lap...........so if your faint hearted or squirmish.......don't apply.....
Ohhhh.....Especially interested in Scorpians.......
If your up to it.........apply.....
Purrrrr........I don't bite.........hehehe....
legend
10-24-2002, 07:42 AM
oh my! that sounds a bit like me Nikki! ;) :D
WildIrish
03-15-2006, 03:33 PM
Shepherd for hire. Inquire within. :p
TinTennessee
03-15-2006, 08:19 PM
Shepherd for hire. Inquire within. :p

"Baaaaaaaaaaaaa" :D