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Old 10-15-2002, 07:10 AM
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Happy Halloween :p SEX WITH PUMPKIN
A MAN who was caught having sex with a pumpkin has been jailed for 90 days.

Bill Patton, 45, was spotted by neighbours endulging in the sex act in the basement of his home in Macomb, Michigan, USA.

One said: "He's an exhibitionist and walks around naked in his back yard."

He is already serving a sentence for indecent exposure.
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Old 10-15-2002, 08:17 AM
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Poor guy was probably just carving it out, and trying to make sure the mouth was as realistic as possible...
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LMAO at dannyk...good answer

I just figured it was peter, peter --- maybe they should have looked inside Ill bet his wife was backed up to that hole getting some....
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Old 10-15-2002, 07:51 PM
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I guess the pumpkin does not swallow..........LOL
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