What Do You Name Your Penis?

Okay, last night, Lilith, Divine, and I were talking about naming your penis. I know that a lot of my friends have come up with really creative names for their packages, so I was wondering if you name your's and just what you may name it. Have fun with it and be creative

*Clint

I named hubbys - his name is turtle LMAO

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mine is Mr James....not too creative but hey! hehe.

Arnie the aardvark...occasionally addressed as "turtle" (when in shrinkage mode)...ex-gf called him "Old Faithful"

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