07-02-2002, 12:04 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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What Would You Want On Your Tombstone???
If you died tomorrow what would you want carved on your tombstone?
Serious, funny..whatever you want...
Here's Mine:
Here Lies
SUGARSPRINKLES
1948 - 2002
Poor Ol' Broad Died From
Terminal Horniness
She wouldn't be laying here now
If only she would have gotten laid then!
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07-02-2002, 12:06 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: on top of it all
Posts: 50,568
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VACANCY!!!!!!!!
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07-02-2002, 12:23 PM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
Posts: 6,029
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Too early to die
But here lies Skip
He was just too damn kinky
and lost out to the Whip
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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07-02-2002, 01:37 PM
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Evil Does Come In Pairs
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: san francisco
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I would like my tombstone to read:
"I told you my feet were killing me and you didnt belive me"
Mrs.Evil
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07-02-2002, 02:14 PM
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The Hopeless Romantic
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Sacramento, California!!!
Posts: 536
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Pee on that grave------------>
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Remember boys, flies spread disease, so keep yours closed!!!
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07-02-2002, 02:52 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Rochester N.H.
Posts: 4,134
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Who cares!!I won't be around to read it anyway! Irish
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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)
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07-02-2002, 04:10 PM
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Vampyre/ Knight
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: The Darkness that encompasses the mind just before
Posts: 3,828
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Apply in person to....
But seriously, I won't have one and even if I did, doesn't matter because I won't be here to see it.
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07-02-2002, 04:17 PM
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Banned
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Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 1,478
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I was here, but now I'm gone.
I had a great time all along.
Those who knew me,
knew me well.
Those who didn't,
can burn in Hell.
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07-02-2002, 04:24 PM
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Addicted Member
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: North East, USA
Posts: 1,267
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I lived my life........no more, no less,
Than most of you would think is best!
So here I lie "in my bed",
Now leave me alone......CAUSE I AM DEAD!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Finally.....Peace and quiet!
Mrs. Lix
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VENI, VEDI, VELCRO (I came, I saw, I stuck around)!
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07-02-2002, 08:06 PM
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MuffDiver
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Eastern North Carolina
Posts: 2,746
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SHHHH! I' m Sleeping!
Do Not Disturb
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Muff Diving Co. No Muff To Tough!
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07-02-2002, 08:15 PM
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Turn it up!
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Music City
Posts: 9,293
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mushrooms, pepperoni, bacon & pineapple
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Plug me into somethin'
If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.
No good deed ever goes unpunished
Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.
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07-02-2002, 10:26 PM
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Dollar Store Mackin'!
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Grove
Posts: 411
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i love you for that, scotty... but i hate you too, cuz i was gonna bust loose on that very same gut-wrenchin pun.
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07-03-2002, 05:37 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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Quote:
Originally posted by scotzoidman
mushrooms, pepperoni, bacon & pineapple
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ROFLMAO Scotz!! I wondered how long it would take before someone went for the Tombstone Pizza line.....
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07-03-2002, 09:26 AM
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Registered Dork
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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Reverend Silky don't feel bad....I had NO idea what "Scotty" was talking about and YOU helped me figure it out...
Yes.
I AM a dope! NOooooooooo that's not what I want on my Tombstone.
Mine will say
Go away!
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07-03-2002, 10:02 AM
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Registered User
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Rochester N.H.
Posts: 4,134
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The people;in my High School;that were voted MOST LIKELY to
succeed;now are complete failures;in life.I won't go into details of
all of the failures;but as long as Daddy&Mommy took care of things;they handled things great.I was LEAST-LIKELY to succeed.
My morgage is paid,we have 3 cars;1 motorcycle,a trailer,a garage
,2 sheds,a 24'by 24' pool,a new riding lawnmower,a snowblower,
2 handmowers,dog&cat,2 daughters,4 grandchildren,a newly
paved Driveway,an acre of land,etc.What does this least-likely to
succeed person care;what the most-likely to succeed people
read on my Tombstone?When you have to handle things differently;then in High School;things turn out differently! Irish
P.S.YES!!I'm bitter.I knew that I wasn't a failure.I just did things
differently;then they did!
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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)
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