OH MY GOD!!!!


This one really made me think!










WE ARE ALL HERE.........................










BECAUSE........................................... ....................









SOMEBODY HAD AN ORGASM!!!!!!!!!!

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Just imagine your parents making a really good F**K face, yikes

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

That´s what i´m thinking when I can see all these conservative, chaste people going to the church on sundays. And almost can´t resist laughing.
Perhaps after making love they get up with serious faces and apologize to each other: "Sorry darling, but that dirty thing was necessary..."

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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.

LOL.

I just don't want to think of my parents like that.

Imagine finding them on Pixies?

Or if you had been swapping pics with them unknowingly.

I think Ill just stop this line of thinking right now before it gets any creepier.

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Me? I'm the King of the twentieth century. I'm the bogeyman, the villain. The black sheep of the family. I do not have a name. You can call me 'V'.

Here is something else to make you think a little


DEEP THOUGHTS

....by Jack Handey

Next time you have a bad day, imagine this:
You are a siamese twin.
Your brother that is attached to you at the shoulder is gay.
You are not.
But you only have one ass..........






Have a nice day.

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Thanks Diva I was really having a hard ass day!

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:3: Life is just one Fucking thing after another..

My favourite Constanza scene was when he changed his answering machine to avoid a woman. To the tune of "Greatest American Hero" he sang:

Believe it or not,
George isn't at home
Where can he be?
Please leave a message after the tone
Where can he be?
Believe it or not,
he's not home


That might not be the exact phrasing but I think it's freakin' hilarious!