04-09-2002, 11:56 AM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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What's in YOUR wallet
Everybody collects various odds and ends in thier wallets - what's in yours?
In mine - credit cards (useless) - list of phone numbers - gas recipts - very little money - and MOST IMPORTANT - a condom (never can tell when some housewife wants to pay for the service call horizontally and keep the cash)
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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04-09-2002, 12:00 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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pics, well used debit cards, a mirror, change, lint, my lucky ladybug, and $22.....now my purse that is another story
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04-09-2002, 12:04 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Various cards...credit, ID, Blue Cross, drivers license, that sort of stuff; a couple of pictures, some stamps and NO MONEY!!
Don't keep my money in there....if you want it you have to find it!  |
04-09-2002, 12:11 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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I forgot, ladies, feel free to empty your purses...
Sprinkles - I'm starting a full-body search...
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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04-09-2002, 01:18 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Sorry, Murphy.......I don't keep my money *on* me. Or *in* me either for that matter!
It's in my purse (along with everything else, except the kitchen sink and the cats' litter boxes!) |
04-09-2002, 01:22 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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hehehe, I was enjoying the full body search....want me to stop?
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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04-09-2002, 01:22 PM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Top secret.......
If i told ya what was in my purse....id hafta kill ya 
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If you go hunting tigers....be prepared when ya catch one!
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04-09-2002, 01:33 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Quote:
Originally posted by Murphy
hehehe, I was enjoying the full body search....want me to stop?
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Depends on what you're looking for.........whatcha got in mind?? |
04-09-2002, 02:06 PM
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Dunno, I'll keep searching till I find something - oh oh what's this? *rubs clit*
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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04-09-2002, 02:13 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Quote:
Originally posted by Murphy
oh oh what's this? *rubs clit*
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Well, if you don't knowwhat it is, I'm sure not gonna tell you!! |
04-09-2002, 02:27 PM
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Registered Dork
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You two kids are SO NAUGHTY!!!!
Can I play too?
OK my wallet, huh?
Drivers license, SS card, Insurance card, pictures of grand daughter, KY jelly coupon, one "get out of jail free" card....given to me by Murphy's Lawyer...what a dear! ROTFLMAO
ok there's more...settle down....
my Red Cross Blood type card, my Disney Vacation Club card, 3 little pink nubbins of what I have NO idea....they look like little Barbie nipples or something. 
OK there's still more............
I also found an old reciept for my purchase of the movie Oh Brother and the sound track from the same movie......
a stick of rock hard...chewing gum......
gonna toss that
ALSO in my wallet are 2 Tums™ and 3 Advil®, 2 seldom used credit cards I use more often as ice scrapers.......
AND.....last but not least........
a pair of nail clippers. Don't want my nails to get TOO long now do we?
Yes. I have a fat wallet. Fat lady carries a fat wallet.......works for me! 
Now let's get on with that full body search.
Did I hear someone say "spread 'em"???
I can hope, can't I???
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04-09-2002, 02:36 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Quote:
Originally posted by RandyGal
You two kids are SO NAUGHTY!!!!
Can I play too?
a stick of rock hard...
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Of course you can play, RG!! The more the merrier!
And I don't EVER throw anything away that's "rock hard"!!!
Never know when you might need it!! |
04-09-2002, 03:19 PM
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Unusually Curious
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I'm with Sharni,
What's in my wallet is for me only
That's an agreement myself and Sharni have, I don't know nor do I look in her wallet, and she does the same for me, we believe that you need one small area for personal effects and our wallets are just that
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04-09-2002, 04:48 PM
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Oral Freak
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*turning wallet upside down and shaking*
Hmmm... A lot of lint there... Some Canadian Tire money, a Second Cup card (though I don't drink coffee  ), a coat check stub for the theatre where I work (though I've never checked my coat there)... A little photo album containing pics of my boyfriend, my family, and my pets... An envelope containing a necklace that I need to restring... A couple of lactase pills... Newspaper obituary notices for each of the friends and relatives I've lost (to keep them near me always)... Driver's license, health card, student ID/mealcard/library card, vendacard for the photocopier at the library...
Oh yeah, and a nickel and two pennies. Gee, that's more money than I thought --- I'm a whole cent richer than I had figured! Woohoo, time for a shopping spree now!
--- sweetstuff
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04-09-2002, 05:10 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Quote:
Originally posted by sugarfreecandy
*turning wallet upside down and shaking*
... Some Canadian Tire money, Woohoo, time for a shopping spree now!
--- sweetstuff
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Yeah SFC!! Gotta go spend that Canadian Tire Money!!
Now if only there was somewhere to spend it when I come back from Canada.  |
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