03-19-2002, 05:13 AM
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Bet ya didnt know.....
Heres a place for the useless trivia that we all have heard at some time
Eg:
In a park, if a statue of a person on a horse has the horse's both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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03-19-2002, 05:19 AM
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Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance
Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy
If you were locked in a completely sealed room, you will die of carbon dioxide poisoning before you die of oxygen deprivation
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03-19-2002, 05:25 AM
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Everytime you lick a stamp, you're consuming 0.1 calorie
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain
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03-19-2002, 07:39 AM
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on average, a healthy person farts 16 times a day....eeek
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03-19-2002, 10:23 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by legend
on average, a healthy person farts 16 times a day....eeek
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Gee thanks Legend..I really needed to know that!!!! LMFAO!
Guess my b/f ain't healthy..nor is my youngest daughter...LOL..
PPPPPewwwwwwww!!!!!!
And I must be super healthy cause I don't fart!!!! 
But if I do happen to fart....it smells like ROSES!!! LOL 
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03-19-2002, 06:09 PM
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here and there
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Originally posted by Sharniqua
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple [/B]
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hmmm... and here I was thinking that "syringe" rhymed with "orange" as they both have an "-inj" pronunciation to them and a pair of sylables each 
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03-19-2002, 06:25 PM
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Nope "syringe" and "orange" dont rhyme...well not how i know rhyming to go anyway..
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03-19-2002, 06:33 PM
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legend&LoveDiva4u---According to my wife:Women don't fart;they
"whisper." Irish
P.S.My favorite passtime used to be to fart in bed and then pull the covers over my wifes head!
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03-19-2002, 06:41 PM
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P.S.My favorite passtime used to be to fart in bed and then pull the covers over my wifes head! [/B]
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I know that as a Dutch Oven...and Bilbo does it to me...*LOL*....and i tell ya brings tears to the eyes...
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03-19-2002, 06:48 PM
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ROFL- Mendiin doesnt do that it ! he knows better.. Although i have gotten him back and done it to him ROFL.. (ok that was a VERY long time ago, but its still funny)
Sarriah
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03-19-2002, 06:51 PM
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Although i have gotten him back and done it to him
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LMFAO
You go girl!!!!
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03-19-2002, 07:08 PM
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LOL thanks Sharni hehe i still laugh about that one...
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03-20-2002, 09:06 AM
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gee, i've taken this perfectly nice thread and dragged it throught the mud
PS - a booger is a sign that your nose is working properly
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03-20-2002, 01:00 PM
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OK Sharni, I'll try to get this back on track...for now anyway.-- In the northern hemisphere, the sun is closer to the earth in the winter than it is in the summer.
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03-20-2002, 01:19 PM
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I dont mind people hijacking the thread for a laugh
Thanx luv2please for the new one...
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit
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