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Pussy On The Brain…
I was once told that I had pussy on my mind so much that I’d have a nosebleed every 28 days. (for real- ha ha) 
Now I’m starting to question that.
I’m past my MALE MENOPAUSE and I don’t become POSESSED to where I don’t notice the truck parked on my foot. (Diva- Maybe I have more blood now!) 
I’ll go for 3-4 days at a time when I can bend it enough to get it out my pants to piss.  Then I have a few days where a falling leaf makes me want to jump the next woman that come around the corner.
Does anybody else (old bulls) have this kind of phase. Am I having my period.. 
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12-19-2001, 03:39 PM
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Unusually Curious
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YAAAAAYYYYY.....Puberty at last!
Sorry Panty couldn't resist... 
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12-19-2001, 06:18 PM
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12-19-2001, 11:01 PM
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I am only a raging Sex Maniac three quarters of the time now days instead of all the time.
Male Menopause, so thats what they call all this strange stuff that seems to be happening lately! No wonder I am tired and my joints ache. Man am I glad you let me in on this I was begining to think that I was sick or something.
Now to be serious I know exactly how you feel panty, my life has change so much this last year I really did think that maybe something was wrong. It is so scary that your attitude and feelings go through these changes. I used to think that when my wife went through the change that things were crazy but I am gaining a real healthy respect for what a woman has to put up with!
"Besides didn't you realize that it is all in your head............"
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01-06-2002, 06:06 PM
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Personally, I prefer it on the face but to each his own.
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01-08-2002, 12:25 PM
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It must be the time of life, something to do with being over the
first 40 years or so.
I can go for weeks, even months, where women are just nice
warm fuzzy influences in my life, then suddenly the world is a
minefield of intense temptations.
Tiptoeing through Pixies doesn't help sometimes either.
And me just a relative youngster................
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01-08-2002, 02:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Oldfart
...I can go for weeks,
???????
even months,
xxxxxxx
then suddenly the world is a minefield of intense temptations.
THAT'S WHEN WE HAVE TO BE LOCKED IN A ROOM WITH A TIGHT GRIP ON........
Tiptoeing through Pixies doesn't help sometimes either.
THAT BECOMES THE TIGHT GRIP PART...
And me just a relative youngster................
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(RELATIVE TO A REDWOOD)
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01-09-2002, 11:55 AM
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Relative?
Pantyfanatic!
Relative to a redwood?
Please don't pickon the redwood side of my family.
Fine upstanding citizens, most of them.
Except for cousin Elroy who caught Dutch Elm Disease
from some young slip of a thing.
Wooden you know it!
(Sorry), I'll go hide in my milkcrate.
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01-09-2002, 10:16 PM
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Turn it up!
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OF - you remind me of the guy who entered a pun contest sponsored by the local paper. He wanted to win so bad, to increase his chances he sent 10 different puns in separate envelopes, hoping one would win...
unfortunately, no pun in ten did...
...sorry....
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01-09-2002, 10:21 PM
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OOOOOOOOOOO....Scotzoid
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unfortunately, no pun in ten did...
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R E A L L Y B A A A A D................................( I love it) 
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01-10-2002, 11:36 AM
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Pun
OK Scotzoidman, Panyfanatic.
I'll take my punishment.
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10-28-2005, 07:02 PM
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10-28-2005, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by PantyFanatic
I was once told that I had pussy on my mind so much that I’d have a nosebleed every 28 days. (for real- ha ha)
Now I’m starting to question that.
I’m past my MALE MENOPAUSE and I don’t become POSESSED to where I don’t notice the truck parked on my foot. (Diva- Maybe I have more blood now!)
I’ll go for 3-4 days at a time when I can bend it enough to get it out my pants to piss. Then I have a few days where a falling leaf makes me want to jump the next woman that come around the corner.
Does anybody else (old bulls) have this kind of phase. Am I having my period.. |
C'mere and let's do some scientific testing. 
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10-29-2005, 03:47 AM
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Now that was a bump and a half, or maybe even two.
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10-29-2005, 05:19 AM
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Kind of a "wham, bam, thank you ... sir" kinda bump.
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