Happy Fourth everyone. Hope you get to blow lots of stuff up (safely of course). Eat lots of burgers, hot dogs, watermelon. Now remember, only shoot bottle rockets at people you like, use the mortars on people you don't.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

And be careful to NOT use liquid oxygen to help get the grill going!

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Eudaimonia

Well, first the teenagers were being stupid with the little fireworks, then we got rained on, then the teens starting being stupid with roman candles near where we had the mortars sitting. Then we got rained on. I don't remember being that stupid and arrogant when I was around that age. It wasn't that long ago either. I did get confirmation that while I was that stupid, when I was told not to do something I gave attitude, but stopped doing whatever it was. These kids didn't even have that much common sense.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf