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Old 03-27-2009, 06:19 PM
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Smile A limerick

Learned researchers at Oxford,
Such as Darwin, and Huxley, and Hall
Have conclusively proved that the hedgehog
Cannot be buggered at all.

But learned researchers at Cambridge,
Have still more conclusively shown,
That this relative safety at Oxford,
Belongs to the hedgehog alone!
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Old 05-10-2009, 11:36 PM
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An Oldfart thought "Saints alive,

I knew the limerick'd thrive,

Through Public Schools and buggery,

Boring High Teas and thuggery,

But didn't the lines count five?"
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Old 05-11-2009, 02:41 AM
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Originally Posted by jseal
Learned researchers at Oxford,
Such as Darwin, and Huxley, and Hall
Have conclusively proved that the hedgehog
Cannot be buggered at all.

But learned researchers at Cambridge,
Have still more conclusively shown,
That this relative safety at Oxford,
Belongs to the hedgehog alone!



Am I the only one confused here or is this just miss labeled as a limerick?
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Old 05-11-2009, 03:37 AM
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Not a limerick

That's right, it's not a limerick - should be five lines, with a rhyme scheme a a b b a - but it's fucking funny anyway!
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Old 05-11-2009, 06:06 AM
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Old 05-11-2009, 07:56 AM
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Said a fool whose mind was quite miniscule
As his ignorance reached a new pinnacle
"I don't believe in astrology
It's my ideology
But I'm a Virgo and Virgos are cynical."


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