Learned researchers at Oxford,
Such as Darwin, and Huxley, and Hall
Have conclusively proved that the hedgehog
Cannot be buggered at all.

But learned researchers at Cambridge,
Have still more conclusively shown,
That this relative safety at Oxford,
Belongs to the hedgehog alone!

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Eudaimonia

An Oldfart thought "Saints alive,

I knew the limerick'd thrive,

Through Public Schools and buggery,

Boring High Teas and thuggery,

But didn't the lines count five?"

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Am I the only one confused here or is this just miss labeled as a limerick?

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

That's right, it's not a limerick - should be five lines, with a rhyme scheme a a b b a - but it's fucking funny anyway!

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Erotically yours... Gus

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Eudaimonia

Said a fool whose mind was quite miniscule
As his ignorance reached a new pinnacle
"I don't believe in astrology
It's my ideology
But I'm a Virgo and Virgos are cynical."

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Eudaimonia

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating