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SYDNEY (Reuters) – An Australian man broke into three adult shops, had sex with blow up dolls named "Jungle Jane" and then dumped his plastic conquests in a nearby alley, local media reported Wednesday. "It's totally bizarre. It's a real concern that someone like that is out on the street," said one of the owners of the adult sex shops in Cairns in northern Queensland state. "He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley," the owner, who gave the name of Vogue, told the Cairns Post newspaper. Police told the Cairns Post that scientific officers had taken DNA samples, fingerprints and pictures of the crime scene. (Reporting by Pauline Askin, Editing by Dean Yates)

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Which no doubt recorded the shocked expressions of the blow up dolls

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Normally you have sex, then blow.

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I was thinking that I've known a few guys who do real women that way, but I would expect a man to treat his inflatable gf's with a little bit more dignity.

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Well, you know, some require a lot more foreplay...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

It's alright darling, this won't hurt a bit, did it?

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well at least he used blow up dolls and not raped someone.. but he could find a real being.. unless he's really weird? Desperate people make desperate measures.... lol

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