dicksbro,

Thank you for the good wishes, and here's wishing the same for you and yours.

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Eudaimonia

Happy kinky thanksgiving
(NSFW)
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=t9-gvDvpAGE

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Happy and blessed Thanksgiving to you and your family!

Happy Thanksgiving.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Subject: The Pregnant Turkey

Last year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided
to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from
the store.

When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed
the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and
re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the
oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon
hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
"Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"

At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!

^^^^