Apparently my precioussssss and Miranda Kerr are getting engaged ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Oh woe is me!











*side note *LOL*. I really do wish Miranda and Orlando the best, but dang it!

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Look at it this way, most of the female stars that I wouldn't mind finding in my bed are married. Just call her up and ask permission to borrow him for a weekend. She might just let you.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

I wonder if I could have a weekend of Miranda Kerr!






... actually, I wonder if I could LAST a weekend of Miranda Kerr!

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Eudaimonia

Who cares? It's always wroth a try. Me personally, I'd like a weekend with Kate Beckinsale. Especially if I get to get her out of the outfit she was wearing in Underworld.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

Either or.

Give it a few weeks and she'll probably pay you to take him off her hands for a weekend.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Thank heavens you've hatched one dragon and have more on the way!

Besides, OF is probably right ... a check and a weekend doesn't sound too bad.