To any guys reading this post—this is indeed a conversation most women have in their lifetime with their friends. We are fascinated by your dangling bits between your legs. What it feels like there, how pants fit comfortably, what it’s like when you’re standing at a urinal and are tempted to glance at the dude next to you. And yes, what it feels like to have sex with one of us. So with that in mind, I wanted to ask the Pixie ladies what exactly they would do if they had a manhood for a moment, a schlong for a spell, a willie for a week, a dick for a day. So ladies, what would you do if you had a dick for a day?

But Pixie men one thing I’m wondering of you—do guys ever theorize about what they would do if they had a vagina?

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and i would also fuck my husband's everything

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I would have dirty boy sex.

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*raises hand*

oooh, pick me Lil... pick me!

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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
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Go then, there are other worlds than these

I think I'd be in the wanting to have lots of sex group. I've always contended that men get the best views during sex... this way I'd know for sure and be able to take them in.

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I think I would go absolutely nuts if I had a man magnet between my legs. I imagine that I would be a total slut and give it up to every man that looked attractive to me. I wonder how many men I could fuck in a single day. And I can only imagine what it must feel like to ride a rabbit toy. I wonder what a cum-a thon must be like. Any insight ladies?

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

I've never thought of having a vagina!

But being multi orgasmic is something I think I would enjoy thouroughly!

And I know that I'd get absolutely NOTHING done during the day if I had boobies!!!!

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Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

To be honest I don't think I could handle having a vagina. I agree with coaster, boobies and I'd never leave the house. Problem is, right now I like "exploring" her and if it were on me it would severely cut down the amount I'd see. I'm sure that physically I'd probably enjoy it more, but without a lot of squirming, mirrors, and odd (most likely uncomfortable) positions, I wouldn't see anything. Where's the fun in that?

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

I would love to see what it's like to have a cock but for more then a day..... maybe a week. I'd need time to experience alot of things.

Most of want I want to know is how do things feel. From very simple things like boxers or briefs, cold swimming pool 'shrinkage', all the way up to what it really feels like to spurt cum out like they do instead of how women cum.

What does it feel like to push past her gag reflex and down her throat? Can you really feel a difference there?

Hows it feel when your already hard, she's sucking you, rubs your prostate and you get even harder?

I want to know how it feels on the guys side cause it sure is good on mine!!

From the guys standpoint:
I don't notice the shrinkage
Briefs keep you warmer, but I prefer boxers (more breathing room)
I can feel a difference when I enter her throat, the muscles contract and try to force it down "milking" it.
never had my prostate rubbed
and it feels wonderful.

Course, I'm sure it's different for every guy and you'd still want to experience for yourself.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

What do you want to know denny?



OMG! I love you both... such answers. Man magnet! Distracted by ones own boobies all day! Brilliant. "I can't make it to work today... I need to do a breast exam. Yes, it may take all day."

Thank you for the laugh out loud gentlemen!

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Wow, if I could have a vagina for just a little while, that would be amazing. First thing I'd have to do is go for a bike ride to see how much better the bike seat feels, mmm.
Then I would just have to try various insertions to see what different things feel like.
Next I would try various vibrators and see how many climaxes I could have in one day.
Wow, then after I rest for a day I would just have to find somebody to fuck my brains out.
Of course I would want to give the vagina back as soon as it was time for a period.
I would not want to keep it for long anyway because I would keep wanting to lick myself and would probably throw my back out of whack.
Joe

Peeing standing up would be the biggie. There are devices to allow women to do this nowadays but I've never used one and these things are never going to be as good as the real thing. It just seems so much more convenient, standing up, whipping it out, peeing, whipping it back in again. I wonder how men would cope with peeing like a female, especially after a night out at the pub on the long walk home when trying to find a suitable bush to pee behind. Or in the pub, for that matter. It can be excruciatingly painful standing in line for the women's toilet after a few drinks - especially on a Friday or Saturday night Not to mention the frustration of getting there to find the cubicle you're in is either blocked or has no paper (always take spare paper!).

Waking up with a hard on would be an experience. Waking up to a blow job would be another. If I had a dick for a day, I'd wake up uncut, play around for a while, get circumcised (healing, of course, within minutes), and then play around some more and compare the sensations of each.

Like Coaster and Lord Snow said about playing with boobs, I think I'd sit around wanking for much of the day! lol I'd have to cyber with someone, too. Getting off and cumming in front of a computer screen seems so much more simple for a guy than for a woman.

I would love to feel what a guy feels just as they're entering a woman, and how different it feels when thrusting hard and deep, compared to slow and gentle. So I'd probably find several people to try this with. I've always felt a certain amount of 'guilt' (maybe not the correct word), if I've slept with someone too soon after meeting, due to it being drummed into me when I was younger than it was a bad thing. I wonder if my mother would have been so bothered about this is I were male. I seem to think not, so I'd go have lots of guilt-free sex with lots of women

Dick, if I could lick myself without throwing my back out of whack I'd never get a thing done!

Mrs. WI and I have had this conversation at least a dozen times.

I'd spend the whole day trying to fit as many different things inside as possible, smelling my fingers the whole time.


And Mrs. WI would spend the day fucking me and receiving fellatio.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Unless there was a total makeover, it would take a lot more than just a vagina to make me attractive.

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