The Abrahamic paradigm of a male-oriented and male-dominated theology may not be historically correct. I still can't see any idea of a mojnotheism as correct, but I can at least see this as closer to a spiritual acceptibility:

http://www.lohud.com/apps/pbcs.dll/...D=2008807210344

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Too deep for me.

If in English the reverse of God is dog, then should we be moving the Vatican to the Dalmatian coast, or perhaps to Labrador.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Or maybe south of the border, to Chihuahua?

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

No fair, Scotzoid!

My favorite expression of frustration is "Fuck my chihuahua!"

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

It all reminds me of the "Desiderada" spoof in National Lampoon that said, "Make peace with your God, whatever you conceive him to be: Hairy Thunderer or Cosmic Muffin."

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Could be worse. you could believe in what HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy said about us. The Earth is just a giant computer with living organisms in it's matrix to figure out the ultimate question that goes with the ultimate answer of 42. Subsequently this computer was bought by extra-dimensional beings that on our plane take on the form of mice. Later on in series, the main character, Arthur Dent, finds the God's last message to his creation which is "Sorry for the inconvenience."

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

Each of the Abrahamic religions is an Ethical Monotheism.

It seems that Rabbi Sameth is reinterpreting the Torah in a fashion similar to that done by Robert Graves with his innovative interpretations of the Greek Myths.

Good luck to the Rabbi!

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Eudaimonia

wait..... but does he have his towel????



hehehee >singin< so long and thanks for all the fish.........

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-Seems we got here just in the nick of time. Whats that make us?
--Big damn heros Sir.
-Ain't we just.

I have a pool cue and a gallon of oil in my car. does that count?

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf