Gotta admit, this one sort of threw me.

Hey Gekko, what do you know about this?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

OMG--- Now that I'm allowed to teach evolution I can't wait to show my class this one.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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No Lil, the gecko was outside the egg, but under the shell.

Hey, a lizard in a chook egg in Darwin and Elton John in Darwin?

Coinidence?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I prefer my eggs scrambled or as an omelet...



























hold the lizard.

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

I'll be looking much closer at my eggs from now on.

Ewwwww!

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Just when I thought I had seen it all …

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Shit happens.

If you're lucky, good shit happens.

If you're *me*, weird shit happens.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

how did this little guy escape the egg inspectors? don't you aussies classify, weigh, scan, illuminate, zap, probe and label the hell out of every single egg that gets consumed?

weird. over here we need to defend ourselves against eggs. i've heard that if you eat a raw one, you will very likely die. it's either from spontaneous combustion, or you rot from the inside out for a painful, ugly, slow death. i forget which.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Unless you're Rocky Balboa, in which case eating raw eggs leads to a slow death from embarrassment by making "just one more sequel"...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

LOL Just part of the great food paranoia that has spread threw the US. You are about as like to run across a bad egg as you are betting struck by lightening. Also they most likely would kill you (unless you were either old, young or had other problems) just make you wish you were dead for a few hours is all.

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

When I was young, milkshakes with a raw egg in them were all the rage.

I didn't think I died back then.

Light, what light?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Both, of course.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

my raspberry, key lime pie with a chocolate crust is made with raw egg and i've never once been sick from the several (dozen) slices i've eaten over the years. even the next day leftover ones.

we are so very paranoid about our food here. there are even restaurants that will refuse to make you a rare (or gasp!) black and blue steak or fish. and if they do decide it's worth the risk to serve you a caesar salad with real ceasar dressing and a rawish slab-o-cow, their menu will have disclaimers all over it warning you it's risky

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Yes'm, courtesy of American tort law.

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