03-07-2008, 06:22 PM
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Leo was right
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Too drunk to.................. ?
I thought this was sort of an intersting site. It calculates an estimated blood/alcohol level if you enter the proper info.
Are you drunk?
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03-07-2008, 06:34 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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I'm not "pissed" yet...but I'm on my way...LMFAO!
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03-07-2008, 08:04 PM
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You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off' (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a galloping zebra. Both the horse and zebra are also traveling at the same speed as you . What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? 
Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round.
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03-07-2008, 08:09 PM
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Melted
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Waitaminute. "Heavy" beer is 4,9%?!? Mine must be lumberjack strength then! 
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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.
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03-07-2008, 11:12 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Um....I was given 0 after having drunk a beer about 3 hours ago
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03-07-2008, 11:14 PM
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Missing the Angels
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Maybe the dude in Russia should have did that before he drove the tank to the liquar store.
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03-08-2008, 06:26 AM
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Pixie's Resident Reptile
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03-09-2008, 02:07 AM
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Registered User
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Location: North Australia
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Tanks, for the memories.
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