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By Chau Nguyen / 11 News


Southwest Houston is Tica's stomping grounds.

But, the Alaskan malamute is about to get a new neighbor -- a haunted house. But not your ordinary haunted house and Tica’s owner, Pam Benson, is not happy.

The Haunt XXX is billed as being an adult-themed haunted house, where women in nothing more than body paint will replace the goblins.

11 News: "You don't like that idea?"

Pam Benson: “I don't really care for it, no.”

Benson's worried about the traffic.

But we wondered about the business.

It's hard not to notice the big billboard, featuring a sexy woman.

So is Haunt XXX really a haunted house?

We pulled up the internet site shown on the billboard and found sponsors like Rick's Cabaret. Headlines like, "Houston's most titillating haunted house,” and women painted in neon and wearing next to nothing.

“There's sexy scenes and then a scare. Sexy scenes and then a scare,” said Haunt XXX promoter John Finlay.

11 News: Will this be a sexually oriented business?

Finlay: “Not at all."

The promoters of Haunt XXX, said Houston’s sexually oriented business laws don't apply to them, because the women are covered in paint.

So 11 News took the question straight to the top.

“And if we can, we're going to make sure they can't escape the law by trying to find some loophole,” said Houston Mayor Bill White.

This place has opened as a Haunted house in the past. But this season it has an erotic twist.

“Depending on the type of people that brings it will probably be even worse,” said Benson.

Just like the many haunted houses around town, Haunt XXX debuts this weekend.

The promoter says it's gotten all the proper permits.

City lawyers said they would definitely be checking this place out.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

In more ways than one I imagine.

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My stories
An erotic story
The instructor and student
Secretary learns how to take a dicktation
The story of sister stephanie

Mmmmmm....gobblin' women in body paint.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Oh, I know I'm being cynical here, but I'm sure the Huston authorities will find some technicality to shut down the business. Just give them time.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

i'd be scared out of my pants.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

I've been sitting here trying to come up with a snappy comeback to that. I am totally drawing a blank and I finally figured out why...




I'm too turned on.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Hmmmm, sexy scenes and Houston............. anybody else suddenly picture Shadozfire and Wicked Wanda together?



Uh oh, did I just say that out loud?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Now that might make me wet my pants...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.