Hey, how can this not be accurate?

http://www.ratemylife.net/

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Acomplishments...Not bad. There are certainly people who have done less with their lives by your age... and people who have accompished more. 13.58/25


Sins...Pretty good score for someone your age. You'll probably get into heaven. Probably. 13.43/25


Virtues...Good. You're part of the solution! 18.89/25


Physical/Mental State...Good score. You seem to have your shit stuff together. Keep it up! 18.52/25

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Accomplishments ~Not bad. There are certainly people who have done less with their lives by your age... and people who have accompished more. 13.76/25

Sins ~ Pretty good score for someone your age. You'll probably get into heaven. Probably. 14.55/25

Virtues ~ Good. You're part of the solution! 17.78/25

Physical/Mental State ~ Good score. You seem to have your shit stuff together. Keep it up! 19.44/25

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

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Accomplishments:Not bad. There are certainly people who have done less with their lives by your age... and people who have accompished more. 14.79/25

Sins: Pretty good score for someone your age. You'll probably get into heaven. Probably. 14.18/25

Virtues: Incredible! You're the walking, talking model of virtue! 20/25

Health: Good score. You seem to have your shit stuff together. Keep it up! 15.74/25

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I believe I need to go back and "adjust" some of my answers.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Accomplishments: Not bad. There are certainly people who have done less with their lives by your age... and people who have accompished more. 12.55/25
Sins: Pretty good score for someone your age. You'll probably get into heaven. Probably. 17.91/25
Virtues: Good. You're part of the solution! 16.67/25
Health: Good score. You seem to have your shit stuff together. Keep it up! 18.06/25

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Are you planning on doing anything with your life? Get Going! 8.15/25
Pretty good score for someone your age. You'll probably get into heaven. Probably. 14.93/25
Good. You're part of the solution! 18.89/25
Good score. You seem to have your shit stuff together. Keep it up! 18.52/25

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"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."


Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese

Accomplishments: Not a terrible score, but you could be doing a bit better at this point in your life. 8.71/25
Sins: You've been walking the path of the righteous so far. Stay on the path! 20.9/25
Virtues: All right. Not a terrible score. You could be doing a bit better though. 14.44/25
Physical/Mental State: Good score. You seem to have your stuff together. Keep it up! 16.67/25

Accomplishments - OK, you've accomplished some things in life. Pretty good score. Let's see what you do with the next 29 years of your life. 12.73/25
Sins - Wow! Great score! Your mother would be so proud. 21.64/25
Virtues - Good. You're part of the solution! 16.67/25
Physical/Mental State - Good score. You seem to have your shit stuff together. Keep it up! 18.98/25


Overall score of 70/100

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

Are you planning on doing anything with your life? Get Going! 7.49/25 (Hey! There wasn't a place asking if I was a full time student with a ton of crappy life experience that should count for something!! )

Pretty good score for someone your age. You'll probably get into heaven. Probably. 16.42/25

Good. You're part of the solution! 17.78/25

Outstanding! No need for a visit to the shrink at all. 22.22/25

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Don't worry, my score on that one was even lower.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I suppose that could have been a good screen saver! For those on break, of course!!!

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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."

It told me my life sucked and I'll leave it at that.