the VMAs were awful last night.





Either that or I am finally old.

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I didn't watch them... although I saw a clip of the opening, uh, performance(?). If Britney's song(lipsync) and dance(aimless meandering) was indicative of the rest of the show, I'd say it was awful.

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If the thousands of people who commented on the Britneys performance are indicative, I guess she sucked.

I thought she was the same as always.

What I didn't understand was that people said she was fat.

I'd still do her. *shrug*

I wouldn't call her fat, either. In fact, you have to wonder if the head was empty.

My kid dragged me into her room to see Britney. Truly the worst performance I have ever seen. That girl needs serious help. And clothes!

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The little bit I saw on the news showed her as woefully underprepared and she was nowhere near match-fit.

Fat, no but the outfit did her no favours.

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Out of curiosity I just watched the clip of Britney's performance on MTV.com. I think OF's description pretty much hit it on the head, woefully underprepared. She didn't appear to be fat, just not as fit as she's been in the past. Still a pretty nice shape to her I'd say.

Had I been watching the show live, I sort of doubt I would've stayed tuned in following that opening performance.

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For me it was not just Britney. I found Sara Silverman crass and not at all funny. The "room parties" were annoying and made it hard to watch an act.

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I watched about 10 minutes, it was at least 20 minutes too much.

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didn't catch it but i know it's cause i'm too old. i don't watch most award shows and the video awards are wayy low on the list of must-see tv. but i am bummed i missed britany's debacle. i love a good train wreck

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Britney Spears Star Power brilliance is fading out of sight.
Even in the midst of lackluster presentations of once extremely popular and vibrant stars, everything I saw of her performance had something for someone. For my two-scents (burp-fart) and more, the troop of dancers in the act were lively, talented and on cue with their end of the bargain. As a matter of fact, I would not be surprized if any one of them departed from Mama Spears' employ for higher roads on wider horizons. Spears choice of song seemed to be from a cookie cutter pattern. Her choreogrphy left the stage with the first note she mimed. However, she doesn't need ripped abs to be a stunning figure to gawk at. She knows there are at least enough empty heads out here to dig into their pockets and support her mediocre performances.

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Would it be jaded of me to say that awards programs are no longer "awards" programs?

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Didn't watch a second of it.

Only wished I could have seen some of Kid Rock bitchslaping Tommy Lee.

That, & Jamie Foxx crying, "Stop all this white-on-white violence!"

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It would certainly make sense on MTV... The music station that rarely indulges us with music. Why would they want to keep the awards in an awards program?

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