We have some great quotes this week end from the Pixies In Peoria. I'll just start the ball rolling here by picking on the new guy.

Iowaman "I'll be sleeping above you Pantyfanatic"

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

While explaining to the host/manager dude at supper last about Pixies and being an adult community he says, "So where do you do your adult thing at?" while having his hands kind of in the air and doing the quote thing.

Of course this was after PF tried to recruit our little gal server.

Let's see if I can somehow put a positive spin on this one...... in my favor, of course.

I believe the quote was, "Hey, IowaMan's sleeping on top of PF!"

Oh come on people, Boog said it because my room was directly above PF's. Get your minds out of the gutter.

How about this one, I'll keep the names out of it (for the time being). This was uttered right before we left the restaurant on Saturday night and couldn't have sounded good to anybody who was listening in. "See, now the shafts aren't a uniform thickness and the holes are different sizes. I was afraid maybe some of them wouldn't fit but they seem to do ok."

Nope, not making this up folks.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

OMG! LMAO!

I'm guessing the last one was a quote from PF......?

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Let's get the proper spin on this one too. The shafts came in different sizes but I made all the holes and they ARE all the same size. (guess that's not the quote I was looking for either )

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LOL.... but a good one anyway.

I almost forgot I asked IowaMan if he wanted to screw.

Yep, pretty memorable aren't I.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

She did say "almost".

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