Maybe just a little morbid, but I thought it's a good thing to know...just in case the family's a little strapped for cash, y'know...

What's it worth to ya?

I'm worth $4015, thank you very much...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $3725!





I've always been a cheap date...even when I'm dead!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

So then I put in my husband's info...and all his medical conditions...

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5250!

So they like it when you've had part of your intestine removed and three hernias????????

It's a shame he's not an albino too!!!!!!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

All over priced if you ask me.

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$5550!

:d

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

$4490. Cheap at half the price.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

$4875. No one tell my kid!!

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4690!
Doesn't that make you feel great?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Oh god, they are getting more for cattle at the county fair than what I'm worth! $3965.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

IowaMan your worth more than me, $3790

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Maybe if ya just had some hair to go with it

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

... just WHAT is meant by the credit value?

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Eudaimonia

I'm worth 4505$

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

now wait a min.!!

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The mind never forgets what the hands have learned

$4,325