06-10-2007, 05:11 AM
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Just me.
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Just two to go for Lixy!
I know, that's not much of lead in. It could mean anything from strips of bacon to fry for Mr. Lixy's breakfast; or socks to darn; or rabbits to chase from the garden. But ... hey ... what the hey ... it's early here and no one said I was fully alert. (In fact, I don't know if anyone's ever said that.  )
What's really happening is that our fair Lixy is just two posts away ...
yes ... you heard me right ...
JUST TWO POSTS AWAY
from reaching that magic number of ...
11,000 POSTS!
Ain't that neat? I think that demands we seek another of Lixy's famous
PHOTO SPREADS!
Don't you?
Okay then ... one ... two ... three ... and
 
CONGRATULATIONS, MAMM!
Now, as a special treat ... here's a joke that has all the makings of a
Pennsylvania Dutch joke ...
By telephone from the Sheriff Deputy Grand Frazer received what he thought was an order to buy pigs for the county farm. All day he drove from farm to farm, but succeeded in bargaining for only 120 pigs.
Apologetically he reported to Sheriff Bill Durley that he only got 120 of those the Sheriff ordered.
"How many pigs did you say you thought I wanted?" the sheriff gasped.
"Two thousand."
"Man," the sheriff shouted, "I wanted two sows and pigs."
I just love the dialect, so how about this, too ...
Chonnie, the pick (pig) is out. Quick ve must chase him to da pen pack. You run down dis site of da fence, und I run down da odder. Da pick, he comes pack up, meppe (perhaps) bose sites of da fence.
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06-10-2007, 06:48 AM
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LixyChick
Good for you! Go for it!
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06-10-2007, 07:43 AM
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..... I think that demands we seek another of Lixy's famous
PHOTO SPREADS!
Don't you?..... |
YES!
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 PANTIES
the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
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06-10-2007, 08:49 AM
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Grats!
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06-10-2007, 09:10 AM
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/me pokes LIxy into making a nother couple of posts.
Of course, there's a lot of us on Pixie's that would like to poke Lixy.
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06-11-2007, 01:15 AM
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Loungin' Around
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Lixy is Pixies! Here's to 11K more!
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06-11-2007, 03:56 AM
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Leo was right
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Keep 'em coming dear! 
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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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06-11-2007, 04:38 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Awwwwwwwww! Look at you guys!
I hadn't even noticed my count.
TY everyone...and here's one of the two!
Hmmm...pics eh? It's a matter of wanting to put the Kodak program in the new puter. Mr. Lixy seems a bit reluctant. We'll see!
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06-11-2007, 07:18 AM
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...I hadn't even noticed my count....
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I noticed your .............oh, you said "cOunt".
Never mind 
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PANTIES
the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
real world of cyber people ~ Pixies ~ real people of the cyber world
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06-11-2007, 07:39 AM
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Shame, PF.
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06-11-2007, 09:08 AM
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Missing the Angels
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Congrats Lixy!!!!!!
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06-11-2007, 10:21 AM
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Congarts Lixy, now on to the Pics.
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06-11-2007, 02:37 PM
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Shame, PF.
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'zackly what I thought, actually!
Oh well. 
'grats, sweetie; here's to the next 11K!!
Oh yeah..............
.....  , but ..
DM
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Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
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