Hi, I've been hanging around here for a while and I think it's time I said it....
I'm looking for SEX!

I want to save sex with someone from Pixies.....

There are a few conditions though:
1. You have to have posted pics on here so I can see how sexy you are.
2. You have to live close to me............in my house in fact.
3. You have to be married............to me.

so..........any takers??
I look forward to hearing from you!!

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

I meet 1 of your criteria and demand satisfaction immediately. * snaps twice* Get it up!

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That's funny, Fussy. I want sex with a woman that meets that exact criteria too.

Has posted pics... we know how sexy she is.
Lives really close to you... in your house as a matter of fact.
And happens to be married... to you.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

What's even funnier is that I want sex with a woman that only meets 1 of your criteria.

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PF is ALWAYS one step ahead of me!!!!!!!!!!

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Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

Looking in all the wrong places

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If anyone who applies for the job with fussypucker finds she satisfies only two of the criteria (or even only one), and is therefore (understandably) bitterly disappointed to be turned out in the cold, shivering and distraught, alone, disconsolate (that's enough negative emotions, thanks), she could apply to this address, where she will be given a fair hearing (and possibly a warm bed)...

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Erotically yours... Gus

Well if Aqua is going to be there.....I have tons of frequent flyer miles that I am just itching to use and I have my own camera that would make the trip as well!

This party is sounding better all the time.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Well let's get this party started!!!

Alright... we just have to fly across the pond...

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these