Masturbation.......we all do it, but how often??? And when you do it, how often do you cum???

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I wish all the ladies were potholes in the road...and I was a dumptruck because I'd fill them with my load.

I usually pleasure myself a couple times a week...only one climax per session.

Always with my right hand, usually laying down, with baby oil, sometimes with a blindfold & ear plugs while the lights are off and a candle is lit.

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We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Most days, every time unless I'm interrupted.

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M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

Yep, I've tried it a time or two.

Always right handed for me as well, just can't get it to work lefty.

Since I'm not seeing anybody right now I'd say I probably do it three, maybe four times a week? Not really any particular fantasy that I think about and it's usually at night right before I go to bed or if I wake up during the night and it's obvious that my little guy needs some attention. Not very frequently do I take care of my morning wood that way though. Not sure why.

Normally I'll just cum the one time per session but I can stay hard pretty much as long as I want and occasionally will cum a couple of times before I decide to get on to more productive things.

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Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I've heard good things about it...maybe I'll give it a try sometime...

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Despite how damn horny I get, I rarely ever actually do anything about it myself. I can't orgasm through it, so I end up feeling more frustrated than when I started...
Gentle stroking happens pretty often though - just enough to feel nice, but not enough to have me shaking in frustration...

do I have to give an honest answer to the question of how much do I do it?

When I do, I always cum.

I tend to come at least 6 days a week...you can't make me admit to anymore than that.

(PS- I am NOT having sex 6 days a week) YOU do the math.

Almost every day... sometimes 2-3 times.

I rarely start and don't finish.

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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
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In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

I have not flicked my bean in far too long.

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As often as i can..especially if i nap in the afternoon..
i usually cum hard and fast.

Yes i napped today

I have NOT "napped" today! Or done anything other than go to work.

I think I need to correct that, ASAP!

I've been baited into doing it a time or two and think I about have it mastered now. I can change hands and gain a stroke.

I've even been known to miss a day in some weeks.



(there are advantages to living alone )

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Hmmmmmmmmm masterbation.

An idea that could come in handy.

Do the Pixies ladies indulge in missbation?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I do, most days, sometimes for Mr HB.

Lately, I've been having a hard time climaxing, I get really wet & turned on, but can't make myself cum, no matter what. I blame the medication

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I've heard of this process...it sounds intriguing...I may have to experiment with it....

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