Want an incentive to wake up every morning?

Buy this clock:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/s...z.shtml?cpg=50T


So...what organization would YOU choose to donate to?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Hillary Clinton's or Barack Obama's presidential campaign...

...I'd never oversleep again!!!!

osuche,

Brilliant! Love it!

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Eudaimonia

I'd be broke in like 9 minutes!

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I'd get it to donate to the so-called 'pro-life' anti-abortion leagues, usually run by the church demonination who are also campaigning so that their adoption agencies are allowed to deny adoption rights to gay couples. Great, so that's more unwanted children on the planet and fewer couples eligible to adopt them - how perfect.

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

The NRA- but I don't over-sleep

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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I collect unusual time pieces and I wouldn't own this clock for two reasons. First...I hit the snooze about 4-5 times every morning (but I set the clock ahead so I really ain't losing time). Second...I'd NEVER purposely set myself up for failure!

Hmmmmmm...and I guess there is a third reason. I can't think of an organization to NOT donate to this early in the morning.

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Ooh Lixy, I'll help - how about the Westboro Baptist Church, Topeka, Kansas?! I just watched a fascinating, if infuriating documentary about them. I'd never sleep again, let alone sleep in if I thought I was in any danger of hitting that snooze button!

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

Would you really feel like getting up out of bed to face all the Fred Phelps' of the world?

Oh, and I think you'll like this clip from Australia's favourite comedy show

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I want to know everything
I want to be everywhere
I want to fuck everyone in the world
I want to do something that matters

Can you program it to send money to your ex-wife?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

You planning on getting an ex-wife?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I'll send money to the Pro Life movement and the KKK



I'll be up 20 minutes early every day...just to make sure

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

She's way too spontaneous to plan anything.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.