After watching my wife walk thru the house in thong panties while getting ready to go out, I got to study the form and fit of a thong and it raised a question in my mind that I don't understand! If a woman wearing a thong passes gas WHY does it not whistle like when you put a blade of grass between your thumbs!

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The mind never forgets what the hands have learned

Because women never pass gass, silly.


Actually...it vibrates more like a chello string

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

For some reason my mind went directly to the recovery room in the hospital where patients are coming to after they've had colonoscopies. It's a farter's orchestra in there. I guess if I ever have to have another of those and I hear something from "the string section" I'll know what it is.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

The answers lies in the secret book of "The Secrets of Women". I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

I really hadn't intended to think about this before breakfast.

images of Yo Yo Ma & a Bach concerto flitter thru my mind...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Yo Yo Ma....

You said the magic words

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

My wife always whistles, is that what it is?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.