Hi all! look at this links please

I can say you are banned for the 358924709856923754238975 time.

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Spam...................it'll kill ya.

did you say spam

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

I was waiting for someone to post the Monty Python reference. I'm not at all surprised that someone was Booger.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

That reminds me of a cute little jingle I saw in a movie when I was young.



Chop chop sweet Charlotte, chop chop till she's dead.

Chop chop sweet Charlotte, chop off her hands and head!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Wow!, that's like alot or something. Isn't that a record?

Yeah...a broken one.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Some people never learn

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Well, the Bacon Eggs & Spam hasn't got much Spam in it....

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

I don't like SPAM!!!!


Yeah, I know, my falsetto needs work!

Bring on the spam, spam, spam, spam, egg, spam, spam, spam sausage and spam, I say!


Apologies to all those who haven't seen the Monty Python sketch - but believe me when I tell you: YOU NEED TO!

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You know, Blackadder, for me socks are like sex. Tons of it about and I never seem to get any.

My Photos:
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what was he linking to that was so interesting?

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And darkness overcame until she screamed alone in vain.
Oh how lovely as she gasps, yet so innocently sleeping.
Bullet to the head... soon you'll be sleeping
Pull this trigger to your antidote
She had the eyes of an angel with a heart like a traitor
We always knew you'd go up in flames
We always you'd go out with a bang

If Lil banned it, it probably wasn't very interesting...this is more like leaving someone's head on a spike as an example...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.