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Gnome, gnome on derange. Thu Jan 25, 8:48 AM ET


SYDNEY, Jan 25 (Reuters Life!) - It's being called the "Gnomesville Massacre" and emergency workers in Western Australia are offering a reward for the capture of vandals who smashed their way through a local tourist attraction.

An unknown number of attackers lopped off the heads or smashed several dozen of the pot-bellied statues this week at Gnomesville, a collection of more than a 1,000 colorful characters deep in a forest south of Perth.

"We are incensed by the damage done to the gnomes and willing to pay a reward to catch the culprits," State Emergency Service Volunteer Association President Phillip Petersen told Reuters.

Six orange-colored gnomes depicting emergency workers were among those destroyed, Petersen said, adding the reward was A$500 ($390).

The population of Gnomesville has grown from a handful of statues placed covertly in the forest a few years ago, making it a popular stop off for tour buses visiting nearby vineyards.

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If it was in the US, I'd guess that it was someone fed up with the stupid Travelocity "Roaming Gnome" commercials...I wouldn't wanna assume that they have those in Oz...

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Some peoples kids!!

bastages

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What are the penalties for gnomocide in Australia? Not harsh enough, I'll bet...

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I hope they received an ignome-inious punishment

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They should be thrown off de-wharf or perhaps exiled to Nome.

Positively unAustralian.

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Can't believe I'm actually going to restrain from adding my twisted two-cents worth. I think Scotz, osuche and OF have summed it up pretty well thus far.

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