Tell me what sexy plans you are making for the new year. Do you want to have more booty luvin'? Do you plan to eat more kitty? How about slobbing more knob? I like to make positive resolutions about things I will do more often not restrictive ones (unless I mean I'll restrict more men from escaping the dungeon) because there is a greater chance of me accomplishing them.

So what are your sexual resolutions for 2007????

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Eating more kitty would be a nice start. LUUUUUUVVVVVVV Kitty!!!!

In 2007 I want to find one lady to settle down and share Little IowaMan with. He's been pretty lonely lately and I think he deserves to find a special playmate.

A goal, albeit a perverted one, is that said special lady would be able to make me cum with her mouth. I've never had someone able to accomplish that with me and dammit, I'll be 39 in a couple of weeks I think it's about time it happens.

Oh yeah, and I want everybody to get a piece on Earth.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

All of the above sounds pretty good to me. Well, all except the slobbering knob part, though having mine slobbered more wouldn't hurt.

I suppose my sexual resolution for 2007 would have to be to make sure the two of us find more time in our confluction schedules to make mad woopie. As it were. And to attempt to find better ways to have certain currently awkward kinds of sex, but that's another story

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For me it would be to deviate from standard procedure at least once a month.

Sex has gotten a bit routine.

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I've already directioned my life and my art towards the purpose of the sensual, passionate and the erotic...for the coming year, I plan on making that even more so.

I'll do more things both from me and in appreciation of others, that'll celebrate the sexual and the sensual. Most of this will be having to do with the ever-growing sex scene within the literary and visual arts...but when it comes to the personal nitty-gritty and gettin' to skins with another body...I will definitely do more of that!

Maybe the one main thing I'd like to do more of is giving long durated, full-body massaging with oils. I'm basically a slow hand kinda guy...and as much as quick, fast freaking and dirty fucking has its tasty merits, I don't get enough of that slow, steady firestarter thing with women as I'd like to...so that's definitely one sexual resolution fer the next year I'd like to see come to fruition.

Eating more kitty would be good, too, now that I think about it.

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More sex would be very nice. I hate to be the stereotype but since my daughter has come into the world the sex has dropped off. Too far off for my liking.

Slobbing more knob!!

Seriously...and of course the above is serious, but I also want to explore and have more fun with the kinkier side of me. I've turned into a bit of masochist and want to go deeper with that. Maybe a field trip to Lilith's dungeon would be a good start????

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Okay, I'm thinking I could possibly get a couple of my goals for '07 taken care of here. I stated in another thread that I want to meet some Pixies this year and I made it known in this one that I think 39 yrs is too long to go without an orgasm from oral sex.

Open the dungeon Lil. And Tess, just throw me in the trunk of your car. You two lovely ladies can have at me for as long as you'd like.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Well, I don't know how much you would like it IowaMan. With Lil being head Mistress and my tendency to switch, you might be waiting and begging before we allow you to have your long awaited climax. Unless, CBT is your thing.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Whatever you two want. It will probably be my punishment for not posting pics for my 2000th post.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Just more time for any!

OMG....we would be perfect together. YOU want what I want. But I have cum from oral sex and I can make you come from oral sex.





But one small problem....you are about 5 or 6 states between us. But maybe we can work something out.

XXXXXX
Natalie

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I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

Sounds like we're gonna be seeing the world's farthest distanced cum shot pretty soon...

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Latrevo ta megala stithi!

"When men worship me because of my breasts, I feel that I am an embodiment of the goddess that has become...a part of our collective human soul." — Chloe Vevrier

IrezumiKiss' "Erotique Nonstop" — original, libertine, dirty drawings for your pleasure:
FINALLY updated! 5/6/08
More 5/6/08

Irezumi Kiss' Library.com Page - a comprehensive listing of my bibliophilic erotic inspirations & other readin's whut I digs

Iowaman, better start eating your wheaties!

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Most things worth saying, shouldn't be.

"Batman was a SCIENTIST?!" -Homer Simpson

That goes for me too! I love making love with him. It always feels so amazing when he's inside of me, that's exactly what I want more of in the new year.

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