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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

I was thinking I may have a shot at it this year but you never want to get your hopes to high.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I think it was decision by default...all the usual honchos at the top of the pile created such a clusterfuck this year, they were all disqualified...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

True but I still may just buy a copy to frame and put on my mantle. "When I was thirty-eight, it was a very good year."

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

They didn't list all our names.

It's a mag, not a tome.

Anyway, can they spell dicksbro and oldfart correctly in the same sentence?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Yeah. Good point.

*wipes her eyes and clears her throat* "Thank you, thank you so much. I knew that finally someone would realize the importance of what I do. You know, all the smutting and perving. It's challenging work but I do my best to multi-task in order to sex up everyone as often as is humanly or technologically possible. I'm so glad Time has finally realized my contributions to orgasms everywhere. Thank you so much." *steps down from the podium and trips causing my jubblies to pop out the top of my ball gown and my tiara to land in DB's plate*

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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I shall be satisfied when they spell it “Pixies Place”

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Eudaimonia

now WHERE are the paparazzi when we NEED them????