I found myself at the store purchasing this strange combination today.



What strange combination of items have you bought recently?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Nuffin, 'cos I'm in a boring mood.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

You got nuffin on my muffins?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I just love your muffins (I think), but the stuffin nuffin muffin's duffin my brain LOL.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Motor oil
frozen pizza
and toothpaste

I always thought it would be funny to bring up a can of cat food and a box of Ritz crackers.

I'd bring that up, too.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Rat poison and baby food

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

rubbers, ky and lightbulbs.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Wesson Oil, duct tape and a can of Redi Whip.

A 40 lb bag of dog food and a Diet Coke.

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Just be yourself. The rest will fall in line.

a shower cutrain and olive oil

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

Yum ^^


Gasoline and milk

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

a bra and some root beer at one store and then...
some roses and potato chips at another

My wife is always needing more potting soil...she also needs more Dasani...


Great, I'm goin' to the store to buy dirt & water...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.