Give me some interview questions to help sort out the good from the bad.

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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and swing.

I'd LOVE one maddy.........I even do windows.

What type of job you interviewing for? And what are you seeking in terms of criteria for the right job?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

My ALL TIME FAVORITE(insert sarcasm dripping smilie here)..."IN 30 seconds or less, why should we hire you?".....I got that one 3 different times when I interviewed for my current job...once each at all 3 interviews--plus when they called my character references, they asked them that question.

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“Sex is one of the most personal things we do as people. To have someone who says she loves you limit how you express yourself in the bedroom is like a small death. It kills the soul.” --Anita Blake to Jason Schuyler in "Blood Noir" by Laurell K. Hamilton

Yes that is a good one ShadowDancer.

Another one is: What makes you any better than the OTHER people we have interviewed for the position?

If I KNEW what their job skills and history were.......I MIGHT be able to tell you, WHY I am better.

Wouldn't the answer depend on whether they were hiring a welder, a brain surgeon or a hit man?

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I always liked the 'spin the negative' questions...
i.e. why should we not hire you? or
what are some of your weaknesses?

You want people to be honest but to turn these questions into positives.

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I see your fantasy... you want to make it a reality

Are you in the mood to be subdued

You see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave

Tie me to the bedpost

I like it rough
cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

I HATE the "and why should we hire you?" question but it seems to work

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Everyone Talks, Friends Listen

When I did interviews, I used to always like to ask, "Why, specifically, did you choice our company?" (Let's you evaluate whether they were just looking for a job, or, whether they had seen something speical about your company that they wanted to be a part of), and, since I was in Information Technology usually interviewing College Graduates ... "What aspects of data processing most interest you?" (Suprising to me were the number that didn't realize the range of applications that were open (from accounting to inventory management to engineering to benefit applications to robotics) or the different skills those might benefit from.)

My favorite was "& what makes you think you wanna work for us?"

Since I was applying for cashier at a "stop & rob" convenience mkt, the tone of his question made me ask myself the same...I don't recall my answer, but I must have been pretty good at bluffing my way thru, since i got the job...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Can you work under pressure?

followed by...

I'm interested to hear when you experienced pressure on the job.

OR

What is your greatest weakness? (<---insert head in noose here!)

Watch out for the illegal questions...ie: What religion do you practice? Do you plan to have children? etc...

Geezzzzzz...I hate interviews!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

A serious winner - this was for an administration position at my school.

"What are the first three things you will do if you are hired for this job."

Love 'em! Keep them coming. I'm adding these to my list. I've been doing a bit of searching on the web and I'll share some that I thought might be good later tonight when I have more time.

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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and swing.

Anything that gets them talking about what's NOT on the resume will yield tons of information. Most candidates have their job experience & education memorized, but "Tell me something that you've had to overcome to achieve a goal?" makes them think.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

i had "tell me a little about your favorite book and why you liked it so much" once. i thought it was a terrific and unusual question but the man interviewing me was a classic good ol boy (he even went so far as to comment on my interview clothes) so the imp in me took over and after a brief synopsis of the book, i said—all wide-eyed innocence—that not only was it was a great story but it also managed to intelligently demonstrate how strong a woman is even if she doesn’t have a man in her life, but how especially strong friendships between women are. i don't think i had appreciated that as much as i should have until i read that book


and i always liked the how questions. “how would you…”and then insert some job-specific problem or challenging task, or insert something general like ‘encourage open communication’ or ‘mentor an intern’, etc.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose