I vote for this guy

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
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I think I once had that dream.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

He looks quite skinny, too. I would have doubled my weight to er, escape. Yes, it would have been a matter of life & death.

Oh I think I had that dream also!

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

Well i thought this would have to be about Orli *L*

Now if it had've been Orli in a vat of chocolate...well now theres my dream

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Great, now I've got the old Smothers Brothers song stuck in my head ...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

*scratches head*

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Ravage Me!

Me Time
Long Lonley Night
Tied Up
Teased

http://thesmashedfairy.blogspot.com/

"I fell into a vat of chocolate"


punchline is that after falling in, he yells, "FIRE!"...


...cuz no one would come if he yelled,"CHOCOLATE!!!"


can't help it, I used to find that histerically funny...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Oh geezzzzz scotz! When you mentioned a Smothers Brothers song, and since this story was about a vat, I got to singing "boil that cabbage down". ROFLMFAO!

Ewwwww...now I'm thinking about chocolate covered cabbage. Talk about WAY OFF THE TOPIC!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

I heard he needs volunteers to lick him clean!! Ladies.......... ladies............. where they all running off to?

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

sssssssssssssssssssssslllllllllllllllllllllllllluu uuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrp!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

How scared was he when he fell in?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Also makes me think of the joke about the Irishman who drowned in the beer vat...after getting out 3 times to pee...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

So would my wife!

Ahhh! Cocoa Butter,my lube of preference for many years.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller