*beep*

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Darling, when you get home, I want you to take a shower and then follow the trail of rose petals to the bedroom where you will find me naked and waiting for you. Hurry!

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Ohhhhh that was the beep........"Hi Lilith.....hope you had a great day!!!!!"

Quick! Quit your job and come to PAGAN and join all the Pixies. I'm headed out too...no one will miss us for a few days.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Oh...the machine huh? I didn't prepare anything cause I expected to get you so I'll just hang up and call back later. It's not important...just wanted to chit-chat!

*click*

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Hey there sexy, what are you wearing?

Oops, wrong number............how embarrassing!

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~Tainted Love~

gday we were going to pop over for a cuppa but soon as youre not home we will make it another day

Hello you sexy thing, is the dungeon open. I'd like to polish my brash placard.

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Message.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Hi...this is wildirish from Action Windows and we're doing some work in your neighborhood so we thought we'd give you a call to see if you're interested in receiving a free quote for replacement windows. If you call now, you may be eligible for low financing options and special pricing on our premium argon gas filled tilt-sash windows. We also have an affordable line of privacy windows you may be interested in, to prevent perverts from sneaking up to your house to watch you masturbate. Those tilt out too...for those times when you need someone to watch. ;

Please give us a call back at 1-800-getaction & tell them "wildirish sent me"!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Hi, if you remember our backseat encounter last month, please call me back...






your lights are on...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Hi Lil, how are ya darlin'?

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

hey there, did you know that your name is Kuk if your not good at touch typing?

Hi, Lilith sorry to miss you. When do want me there for your full body massage?

Big Bear hugs and kisses.

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Everybody has the beauty of enlightenment in his or her own mind. Buddhahood is within yourself. Wisdom is within yourself; it cannot be found somewhere else.

~ His Holiness the Twelfth Gyalwang Drukpa

/me slips on the now wet rose petals and busts her ass

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas