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Old 08-05-2006, 07:43 PM
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Ah, this should certainly put him in the mood...

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FRANKFURT (Reuters) - Police in the German city of
Aachen received an unusual call for help late
Wednesday when a woman telephoned to complain her
husband was not fulfilling his sexual obligations.

After the couple had been sleeping in separate beds
for several months without intimate contact, the
44-year-old woman woke the husband, 45, in the middle
of the night and demanded he satisfy her needs, police
spokesman Paul Kemen said Thursday.

When her advances were refused, a row broke out and
she called the police and asked them to intervene, he
added.

"The police officials did not feel able to resolve the
dispute, let alone issue any kind of official order,"
Kemen said.

"And because no crime or infringement could be
identified, all they could do was file a report in
case intervention might be required at a later date,"
he added.
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Old 08-05-2006, 10:44 PM
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"Fuck me or I'll call the cops"...


Yup, those are words that would turn me into a sex machine every time...
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Old 08-06-2006, 08:32 AM
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Someone send that woman some toys! geesh!
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The police must be very concerned because there's always a patrol car in the driveway now.
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