07-27-2006, 05:34 PM
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Is it time to get up?
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What was the question?
This is the answer... but what was the question... and what is the next answer?
example:
Answer = Dung
let your imaginations run riot, but how about...
Question = Whats brown and sounds like a bell?
OK here goes,
Answer: cheese sauce...
so whats the question?
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07-27-2006, 07:07 PM
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Passion & Power
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Q - What thick, warm, sticky fluid is full of protein and smells of cheese?
A - Slippery when wet
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I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul
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07-28-2006, 04:06 AM
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Just me.
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Location: West central Illinois
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Q - Why is it so hard to play with rubber duckies in the tub?
A - A glass of wine.
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07-28-2006, 02:34 PM
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Is it time to get up?
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Q - what is a smaller version of a bottle of complaints?
A - forplay
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07-28-2006, 05:52 PM
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Just me.
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Q. Why do people like sex toys?
A. Sunshine
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07-29-2006, 04:39 PM
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Is it time to get up?
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Q - what do you seen when i bend down?
A - arsenic
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07-30-2006, 06:23 AM
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Registered User
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Q – What element is best left INSIDE your computer?
A – Elastic waistband
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07-30-2006, 02:58 PM
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Is it time to get up?
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Q - What item was voted the worlds most useful invention by the "Royal Society of Handstanders with Gastric Flu"?
A - 6 inches
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07-30-2006, 04:57 PM
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Just me.
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Q - What do you call a ruler that's only taken half seriously?
A - Dry socks
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07-30-2006, 05:09 PM
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Is it time to get up?
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lol
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
Q - What do you call a ruler that's only taken half seriously?
A - Dry socks
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Q - what might you need to do after hastily finding a kleenex substitute!
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07-30-2006, 05:14 PM
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Just me.
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Q: What numeric sequence best describes the half dozen horny guys plus one who want to satisfy an equal number of ladies plus two?
A: My tongue
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07-30-2006, 05:39 PM
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Is it time to get up?
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
Q: What numeric sequence best describes the half dozen horny guys plus one who want to satisfy an equal number of ladies plus two?
A: My tongue
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Q - what has the cat got?
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07-31-2006, 04:25 AM
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Just me.
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Q - What was Floyd's first name?
A - Sweet chocolates and brandy
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07-31-2006, 12:29 PM
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gurly gurl
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Q-What will be a sure way to get in IWM's pants?
A-- whips and chains
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07-31-2006, 01:03 PM
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Just me.
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Q. If sticks and stones may break my bones, what excites me?
A. Two peas in a pod.
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