07-24-2006, 02:12 PM
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Turn it up!
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Two blondes walked into a bar...
...you'd think one of them would have seen it coming...
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Plug me into somethin'
If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.
No good deed ever goes unpunished
Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.
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07-24-2006, 02:14 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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bah- dum- bum
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07-24-2006, 02:15 PM
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Turn it up!
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A gentleman from Georgia was selling his peaches door-to-door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 40-something lady dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door.
He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, "Would you like to buy some peaches?"
She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, "Are they as firm as this?" He nodded his head and said, "Yes ma'am," and a little tear ran from his eye.
Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, "Are they nice and pink like this?" The farmer said, "Yes," and another tear came from the other eye.
Then the lady unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, "Are they as fuzzy as this?" He again said, "Yes," and broke down crying.
The lady asked, "Why on earth are you crying?"
Drying his eyes he replied: "The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn, and, now I'm gonna get screwed out of my peaches.......!"
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Plug me into somethin'
If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.
No good deed ever goes unpunished
Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.
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07-24-2006, 06:08 PM
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pixie of the wood
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knock, knock
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07-24-2006, 06:36 PM
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who's there?
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07-24-2006, 06:54 PM
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pixie of the wood
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dishes
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07-24-2006, 07:09 PM
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Manwhore
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dishes who?
*waits for it...*
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these 
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07-24-2006, 07:09 PM
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pixie of the wood
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dishes a very bad joke.
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07-24-2006, 07:14 PM
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/me throws tomatoes @ wyndhy
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07-24-2006, 07:14 PM
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pixie of the wood
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/me stuffs them in her bra.
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07-24-2006, 07:31 PM
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Manwhore
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these
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07-24-2006, 08:49 PM
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My own little world
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A 79 year old man who comes in my store recently told me this little "toast" as he called it....
When outside it's hot and sticky, that's no time for dunkin' dicky.
When the frost is on the pumpkin, that's the time for dicky dunkin'.
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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi
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07-24-2006, 09:43 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods.
the bear pauses and looks at the rabbit and says, "hey there do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?"
and the rabbit says "well no, why?"
so the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit 
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hungry? why wait.....eat me.
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